Derek Patterson

Just wonder if it's going to come to asking people to buy a brick again to raise funds. Would be tempted to get one with personalised messages on it right on the side of Dens Park.

Morgan looked tidy enough when he came on. Swankie though aye. Ran his erse off all day.

Known for his long kicks and dribbling skills outside his box, Alan often loves to dribble to the edge of his area whilst an opposing striker approaches before showing off and shimmying round them then looking towards the north end of McDiarmid Park's east stand for the inevitable reaction. He seems to thrive on the theatrical aspect of goalkeeping and always manages to create some sort of entertainment for his fans even if the game isn't up to much. He is particularly prone to hamming it up during big matches such as games against either side of the Old Firm or especially against Tayside rivals Dundee who try to put him off with their derogatory songs but his only seems to encourage him. Alan likes ale. Main signed a three-year deal with the Perth club in 1997 and was again called up to the Scotland squad (this time by Craig Brown) not long afterwards. He made the substitutes' bench twice, but with Jim Leighton and Andy Goram ahead of him in the pecking order, he never took to the field.

Surprised Main hasn't joined in the act with the beardage. Always loves to be noticed. A beard would be even more of an excuse to draw attention to himself. No exactly warm the past few days too so a beard would be excellent insulation

Alt lyrics for Adams Family tune: Yer sister is yer mother Yer daddy is yer brother Yer granny is yer lover The dundee family

For the water in jugs ane, is one of them frozen or in ice cubes? I'm sure I mind something like that fae school.

moist Nathan's oblong

Arboath seem to train at MCDP astro an aw. Saw them when playing 7's the other week.

and big Colin

took unexpected victory

Jimmy Nail's autobiography " A Northern Soul " is pretty class.

exclusively farming geese

x-rayed Yuseff's zebra

Jeremy Kyle loves

I ken he's no in the division but could big Marv no do a job for us...? Incidentally did anybody notice the striking similarity between Rusty's pic on Tuesdays PA & wee Burney fae Rab C Nesbitt. Uncanny like.

Just wondered if there's any way somebody could put a section up on here for folk selling/wanting stuff? I've got a mini-moto I'm needing sold. Be handy as well for folk looking for old saints/other footy paraphanalia. *Shite. Just realised should'a put this in other chat bit. Sorry*

hastily identified jobbies

just kens Laurence

To the tune of "Welcome To The Jungle" by GN'R Welcome to McDiarmid, sit doon enjoy the game. Doughnuts, pies & bovril and a wave fae Alan Main. Ye'll get plenty celebrations if ye've any sort of luck. But if you are a coagie then why don't you get to fu...... In McDiarmid, welcome to McDiarmid, Hardie knocks you to your shananananananana knees knees. What's the name o' the team. 2 o' 8 or Muirton Suite on a Saturday. Pint o' heavy and some crisps and then ye're on yer way. We're an awfy friendly team, ye'll soon ken what we mean. Super silky fitba it's the best ye've ever seen.

Decent boozer aye? I'm usually Munns for a couple pints o'heavy then chips n curry out the kebab shop across the road. Worth making a change from the norm?

gary glitter fan

Coincidentally just saw Roddy & the wife walking past Blockbuster about an hour ago. Think he's been to Specsavers like. Had some awfy stylish specs on. Ledge.

Is he still working for Simon Howie? Saw him going about in the van a couple of times delivering sausages & mince & the like.

Shed Seven playing Edinburgh Corn Exchange on 14th Aug. Considering it like. Bully Boy is an anthem.

All probably valid points, but as far as I was aware a fuel supplement was something you added to your tank to get better performance/mileage. Like Redex & substances of that ilk....