The Juggernaut Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Tarzan so confident of a win she putting a monkey on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Tarzan so confident of a win she putting a monkey on it Never met her children yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Juggernaut Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 OI cheeky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel1884 Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Check with 1884 and you could join the last man standing slumber party, bring it on. Everyone should know by now it's always a Jeanfield 208 lady as last one standing! Although not sure if Gertie's additional year by the time of the trip will affect her drinking title that she's held for the last 5 years at the very least:wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gertiesaints Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 Everyone should know by now it's always a Jeanfield 208 lady as last one standing! Although not sure if Gertie's additional year by the time of the trip will affect her drinking title that she's held for the last 5 years at the very least:wink: and the lady is still standing:wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1884 Posted October 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 The Jeanfield 208 Saints Last Man Standing... The chariot awaits, to see Nessy we will go. A bus full of fans, Hazel, Wee John and co. The hotel is booked, the pubs are on standby. Johnny Foxes well stocked, will be drunk dry. To the Tulloch Stadium first to see our team play. Caley are crap. We'll keep them at bay. A pie at half-time and a wee bovril too. They'll score nil. We'll score a few. Three points in the bag at quarter to five. Nae cheating today, nae Goodwillie dives. Del is happy, so are his fans. Back to the bus for the rest of our plans. Glad wrags on, the toon centre is hit. Pubs are bouncin, nae place to sit. Drinks are flowing, competition is tough. Remember the last time, morning after felt rough. So who's going to win the Last Man Standing? Who's had too much and who is handling? Make no mistake, competition is heavy. Who'll be left standing after a night on the bevvie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 The Jeanfield 208 Saints Last Man Standing... The chariot awaits, to see Nessy we will go. A bus full of fans, Hazel, Wee John and co. The hotel is booked, the pubs are on standby. Johnny Foxes well stocked, will be drunk dry. To the Tulloch Stadium first to see our team play. Caley are crap. We'll keep them at bay. A pie at half-time and a wee bovril too. They'll score nil. We'll score a few. Three points in the bag at quarter to five. Nae cheating today, nae Goodwillie dives. Del is happy, so are his fans. Back to the bus for the rest of our plans. Glad wrags on, the toon centre is hit. Pubs are bouncin, nae place to sit. Drinks are flowing, competition is tough. Remember the last time, morning after felt rough. So who's going to win the Last Man Standing? Who's had too much and who is handling? Make no mistake, competition is heavy. Who'll be left standing after a night on the bevvie? William McGonagall is alive and kicking in the 208 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarzan Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Thats brilliant 1884, who is your money on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1884 Posted October 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Thats brilliant 1884, who is your money on? Hmmm, if I was a betting woman my money would be on Hazel or my husband I think but I wouldn't rule Gertie or Butts out... Your Good Self must be in with a shout too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Thats brilliant 1884, who is your money on? The Lark will rise to the occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1884 Posted October 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 The Lark will rise to the occasion. No chance! Why would he ask me if there was a plug socket near his bed in the hotel if he didn't need to plug something in to help him get some shut-eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 No chance! Why would he ask me if there was a plug socket near his bed in the hotel if he didn't need to plug something in to help him get some shut-eye? Mibbee.......but i noticed gertie releasing the contents of her incontent bag and thats cheating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1884 Posted October 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Mibbee.......but i noticed gertie releasing the contents of her incontent bag and thats cheating :laugh: So are you going to join us to make sure nobody cheats? Some of the crew will need looking after! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 :laugh: So are you going to join us to make sure nobody cheats? Some of the crew will need looking after! which crew member are you referring to ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel1884 Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Hmmm, if I was a betting woman my money would be on Hazel Finally my abilities to drink has been recognised... especially if I can match Wee John in the odds I'm just glad my friend is staying in Aviemore for 3 days after it... i'll know by the time we reach there if i'll be able to cope with the bus journey home and can get dropped off if not :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 No chance! Why would he ask me if there was a plug socket near his bed in the hotel if he didn't need to plug something in to help him get some shut-eye? That must be a new range from Ann Summers that he has bought then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1884 Posted October 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 I trust everyone on the bus (and the others who joined us) had a good day out yesterday? Sally, there's no truth in the wicked rumour that 2 of your members were willing participants in a day/night out with the Jeanfield 208 Saints. They were kidnapped and dragged kicking and screaming onto the bus against their will amongst some ugly, bitter scenes outside The 208 yesterday morning. After much brainwashing (which was easy after we inflicted those old terrorism favourites waterboarding and sleep deprivation on them) they were released at approximately 1300 hours this afternoon. They were last seen wandering aimlessly around Perth and it's vicinity, muttering strange words under their breath. Be warned though, they are not to be approached unarmed. The local constabulary is on the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted October 17, 2010 Report Share Posted October 17, 2010 I trust everyone on the bus (and the others who joined us) had a good day out yesterday? Sally, there's no truth in the wicked rumour that 2 of your members were willing participants in a day/night out with the Jeanfield 208 Saints. They were kidnapped and dragged kicking and screaming onto the bus against their will amongst some ugly, bitter scenes outside The 208 yesterday morning. After much brainwashing (which was easy after we inflicted those old terrorism favourites waterboarding and sleep deprivation on them) they were released at approximately 1300 hours this afternoon. They were last seen wandering aimlessly around Perth and it's vicinity, muttering strange words under their breath. Be warned though, they are not to be approached unarmed. The local constabulary is on the case. I was like that at yesterdays game -this beautiful young woman accosted me on the way back to my seat-cannot say what happened so i dont embarass her...so will keep it a secret . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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