Take The First Letter Of Your First Name...
A=I'd Love To Lick
B=I Deep-fried
C=I Dumped My Boyfriend For
D=I Had A One Night Stand With
E=Under My Bed I Have
F=I Sat On
G=I Saw
H=I'm In Love With
I=In My Room I Found
J=I Pushed
K=I Got In A Fight With
L=I Murdered
M=I Raped
N=I Ate
O=In My Freezer, I Found
P=I Molested
Q=I Talked On The Phone To
R=I Cheated On My Lover With
S=I'm Moving In With
T=I Just Killed
U=I Kicked And Robbed
V=I Skinned Alive
W=I Gave My Number To
X=I Marinated
Y=I Babysat
Z=I Traded My Mom For
Now Take The Fourth Letter Of Your Last Name...
A=a Hippopotamus
B=a Curly Fry
C=a Block Of Cheese
D=an Eraser
E=a *** Hobo
F=your Mom
G=an Empty Tacobell Cup
H=a Greasy Paper Plate
I=a Spork
J=a Melted Orange Crayon
K=george Washington
L=a Piece Of Chewed Gum
M=a Sea Urchin
N=a Pair Of Granny Panties
O=orange Juice
P=your Bra
Q=a Bird
R=a Stop Sign
S=a Dustpan
T=a One Night Stand With Richard Nixon
U=a Random Girl
V=a Yellow Paperclip
W=a Pair Of Sneakers
X=a Turkey
Y=a Naked Old Lady
Z=a Jellybean
And post what it says!