Jimmy Wallace

Invasion - Channel 4 Sundays at 8pm

I like the bridies and pies at Station Park, Forfar. Not only are they bloody good they are also very reasonably priced. the food at McD is the opposite, not terribly good and overpriced. I welcomed the introduction of Steak pies, but they are impossible to eat as they just fall to bits.

there's a bloke been painting my office windows over the past couple of days. He saw my Saints calendar on the wall, complete with delightful pic of Dazza Sheridan, all veins popping out of his head. Anyway, turns out this painter bloke is mates with Steven Anderson!! Of course, I told him what a fantastic player he is. Am I two faced or what? 8)

I took my 2 kids bowling on holiday a couple of weeks ago. I was beaten by my 2 year old. The wee sod did have the advantage of a ramp to push his ball down, but still it's an embarrasing defeat.

I can accept that Anderson is relatively young, but he has shown no promise as far as I'm concerned. There is no such excuse for Stevenson, he has been with us for ages (4 years I think), has had a long run in the team, and despite a couple of decent performances early in the season is mince week after week. I'm not saying he doesn't try. He just hasn't got it. Of you list though I'd certainly keep Sheerin and Mensing. I like McCann and would give him another chance before showing him the door although ultimately that may be necessary. I've not been impressed with Henry, but to be fair I've not seen much of him.

I'm sure Ando is a nice guy, but he's pish at football. Punt him at the same time as Stevenson.

very good.

is this bloke still on the go? You used to see him walking acround town wearing strange clothes and make up. He was also distinctive in having a rather flattened nose.

John Brogan

In tonight's episode of Quantum Leap, time travelling scientist Dr Sam Beckett (Scott Bakula) finds himself in the body of a Scottish First Division soccer goalkeeper, just as the opposing team take a corner. Can Al and Ziggy help him out in time?

I didn't think it was a great game, although Saints easily deserved the win. Dundee are a very poor side. I think if Jason had scored in the first half when he was one on one with Jack we might have gone on to get a few goals. Stanic was immense, but Stevenson on the other side was dreadful again. He's had his chance, it's time to punt him.

I'm going with Stanic too.

No bad at all actually. Good luck to you.

Recently saw Julian Cope in Glasgow, awesome as ever, and next up is the mighty Gary Numan at the end of April.

There was an Alex Peggie who was Headmaster at various primary schools in Perthshire. No relation whatsoever to Alex Heggie though.

The first part of the tune is actually from Gilbert & Sullivan's "Pirates of Penzance", which was written in 1879. The words were: Come friends who plough the sea Truce to navigation take another station Lets vary Piracy With a little burglary

Was it not Alex Heggie? Used to appear fairly regulalrly in Perth Theatre.

I can't be bothered doing a poll for this, but just thought it would be useful to have an opportunity to have a good moan about this joke of a competition. I'm afraid I can't get excited at all, probably largely due to my Nationalist political views. Ironically Scotland compete in these games, but it's all tied up to the British Empire, so I think that's the main reason I can't stand it. Anyway, that's just my opinion, and the two swimming golds this morning have failed to alter this.

Schumacher is a very good driver, (one of the best ever), a complete blowjob, but a good driver.

Why don't we sort this out with a good punch up? Sorry this is not meant to trivialise the subject, just couldn't resist.

It's over, we had our chance when St Mirren had a bit of a dip but we've failed to capitalise. Let's be pleased with the progress this year, we're far from ready for the SPL anyway. If we don't win the league next season though, I can see very difficult times ahead, including part-time football.

wouldn't a more realistic option be for the club to arrange a couple of buses from the campus to Forthbank, not that I actually care that much, except for a short time when Brogie was their manager?

Balavage was an excellent keeper garydavidson. Only lost his place to Lindsay Hamilton due to injury which was very unlucky.

to be fair, Johnny Watson only performs the stuff, he doesn't write it. He is an actor, not a comedian. I still think Watson's Wind-up on radio has some brilliant moments, especially the piss take of Cathy Jamieson.

Agree about people who don't indicate on roundabouts. You are waiting to come out and these ignorant bastards just don't bother, so you have to be able to mind read. Then you have the audacity to come out when the prick looks like they are going straight on, when in fact they are turning right, they blast their horn and flash their lights as you end up in their way, the ****ers, and it's difficult for you to turn to give them some serious finger action. Aaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wankers. My piss is also boiled by people (usually Coagies) who refer to roundabouts as circles.