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PSJ TRAINING STARTS TODAY

After this weekend’s game of PSJ losing out to just one goal to Preston, some of the PSJ players are starting their pre training for WorldNet already. Samuel L Jackson refused to fly back to America last night as he felt he needed more time in Preston to sort out his fitness as he has joined a gym called Room 32, it is said to be a month’s membership.

Elsewhere the Tayside Police are said to be after a local man who is seen pictured on several speed cameras in the area of running too fast on the roads. The police are scratching their heads to how a middle aged man is managing to set the cameras off but Head of Police Andrew Yahoo said if he moved as fast as a car he could set it off.

Meanwhile Stewart Reid has headed back to the pub.

Going back to the game on Saturday, our news reporter John John got a couple words from the PSJ manager "Willy Ormond loves the dolphin". Not want we wanted hear however we managed to catch up with a few PSJ players. Christie said "I’m Pops, I like to run". We did manage to get another player and this time actually managed to speak to someone about the game. We found player Brian Campbell in Perth’s shopping centre doing his Christmas shopping, he has this to say "We played well, passed it about like superstars and we defended like heroes".

The PSJ supporters are said to be very proud of the players after their performance, they need it was up against them for performing after leaving Perth at 5am. They were found chanting “God Bless the Jaffa Cakes” during the game.

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In other news, video evidence has surfaced that up and coming centre half/right back/goalkeeper/right winger/striker Michael Rodgers did indeed soil himself on the journey home from PSJ's hard luck defeat to PNE.

Rumours had been rife regarding the whereabouts of Rodgers' bowl contents, and this video

appears to confirm that they may have ended up seeping into the back seat of Nips' missus' car. It clearly shows the moment the sleeping Rodgers thought his life had ended when Nips slammed on the breaks at the same time as Nick and Samuel L Jackson screamed.

Rodgers was unavailable for comment, but his fellow passenger Jackson did have this to say:

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

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fuuuk. maybe it wasnae a gd idea to go oot the nyt before u hav to get up at 5am. 3 hours sleep.... buuzzzzin! am away to bed to watch sum gary: tank commander! best programme ever! see bbc iplayer!! xxxxxxxxxx

Surely quote of the season so far!?

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In other news, video evidence has surfaced that up and coming centre half/right back/goalkeeper/right winger/striker Michael Rodgers did indeed soil himself on the journey home from PSJ's hard luck defeat to PNE.

Rumours had been rife regarding the whereabouts of Rodgers' bowl contents, and this video

appears to confirm that they may have ended up seeping into the back seat of Nips' missus' car. It clearly shows the moment the sleeping Rodgers thought his life had ended when Nips slammed on the breaks at the same time as Nick and Samuel L Jackson screamed.

Rodgers was unavailable for comment, but his fellow passenger Jackson did have this to say:

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

No matter how many times i watch that, i cannot stop laughin!!!

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