Saintkev Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow. Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to. Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability. Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance. Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please. Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a drawback. Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good? Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants. Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level. Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago. Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work. Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining. Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I especially like the Notlob one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewGti Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow. Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to. Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability. Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance. Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please. Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a drawback. Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good? Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants. Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level. Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago. Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work. Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining. Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth. Nice Saintkev, really good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pezza70 Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Brilliant have to admit i'm a dido fan as for villa, there is no shame being the second biggest team in Birmingham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopper Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 as for villa, there is no shame being the second biggest team in Birmingham Indeed - however it is when the biggest wear stripes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunblanemike Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 and who might middlesbrough be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lethamsaintee Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 impressed with the selection for spurs. and bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted April 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 and who might middlesbrough be? Wasn't on the e-mail, who do you think? Has to make some reference to fitting comfortably in Cups, but looking rough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth. She is a dyke anyway isn't she Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted April 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 She is a dyke anyway isn't she Even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garydavidson Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 the spurs one made me laugh a lot haha two wee ones up front Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunblanemike Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Wasn't on the e-mail, who do you think? Has to make some reference to fitting comfortably in Cups, but looking rough... with a rotating pair up front! and a rear prone to injury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garydavidson Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 with a rotating pair up front! and a rear prone to injury? sounds like a classy lady that one does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finners Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants. Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level. Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work. Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining. These are my favourites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Indeed - however it is when the biggest wear stripes West Bromich isnt Birmingham though. Only 2 teams in Brum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanley saint Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I especially like the Notlob one! hey hold on a minute , there is nothiong wrong with the tank .... the only problem is the mess in front of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Despite wearing a helmet, you can still tell shes Balding!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 We also need one for the Blades now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 I thought you were a fan of that mob from Manc land? Good to see you have seen the light! Still like to see them beat Liverpool , but yeah a fan of Sheff United now after going to see them last season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 Great stadium and a great atmosphere at the games though The game we went to (v Millwall) there was 20,000 there for a game that meant nothing It finished 1-0 to Millwall and is the worse game of football i've seen which is saying something. Was supposed to be going to the Hull game a couple of weeks back but got let down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dev Posted April 20, 2006 Report Share Posted April 20, 2006 The game we went to (v Millwall) there was 20,000 there for a game that meant nothing It finished 1-0 to Millwall and is the worse game of football i've seen which is saying something. Was supposed to be going to the Hull game a couple of weeks back but got let down I was there too! Terrible game, terrible atmosphere and a game which did not endear me to Sheffield United in the slightest! The United fans appeared to me to be a shower of greeting bastards and most of the folk around me spent their time shouting "Warnock Out" - bet they're not saying that now! I can't believe that you decided to support them as a result of that game, it was garbage. Maybe I'm over-criticising it though as the night before I'd been at Upton Park to see Sunderland hump West Ham and clinch the Championship title - nothing was going to be good enough after that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geezer Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 I was there too! Terrible game, terrible atmosphere and a game which did not endear me to Sheffield United in the slightest! The United fans appeared to me to be a shower of greeting b*stards and most of the folk around me spent their time shouting "Warnock Out" - bet they're not saying that now! I can't believe that you decided to support them as a result of that game, it was garbage. Yeah recall some guys in the pub saying they wanted him out too! I think I was hooked on the day out more than anything else the pub we were in (no idea the name) was great banter with the locals and the folk we went to the game with were a top laugh. Also we had a top night out after albeit in Rotherham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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