The ghost of Jim Morton Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 In the spirt of Scumdees most famous son William Topaz McGonagall......... There once was a thick Dundee fan who stank like a bust toilet pan A skanky old codger The classic soap dodger Nae job and a life drivin ban Thats my best effort but I,m sure someone could do better,Give it a go .You know it makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calypso Kid Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 There once was a thick Dundee fan Hygiene was never his gameplan you'd give him some soap just to avoid the boak Alas, Ek Rae still gave him a game man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Saintee Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 A young Dundee fan called Bill, Swallowed a gunpowder pill, His stomach retired, His arse backfired, And his balls shot over the hill!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 There once was a thick Dundee fan Hygiene was never his gameplan you'd give him some soap just to avoid the boak Alas, Ek Rae still gave him a game man! Excellent stuff:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 A young Dundee fan called Bill, Swallowed a gunpowder pill, His stomach retired, His arse backfired, And his balls shot over the hill!!!! Outfuc**ngstanding:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDuncM Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 There was an Old Man from Dundee, Who was sadly annoyed by a flea Cos he smelled a bit Like a piece of **** As he hadn't had a bath since 63 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 There was an Old Man from Dundee, Who was sadly annoyed by a flea Cos he smelled a bit Like a piece of **** As he hadn't had a bath since 63 Thats the Spirit..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty Lavette Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 A pregnant young burd from Dundee Found her waters had broke around three The nurse who was minging Asked from where she was ringing She replied from the fanny to the knee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 A pregnant young burd from Dundee Found her waters had broke around three The nurse who was minging Asked from where she was ringing She replied from the fanny to the knee Are you related to Burns............................Carpet burns.....Top marks:LAUGH OUT LOUD: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nairn Saint Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 There was a young girl from Dundee, Who stood up while having a pee, She'd a moustache like her mother, And married her brother, A granny by age thirty three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 There was a young girl from Dundee, Who stood up while having a pee, She'd a moustache like her mother, And married her brother, A granny by age thirty three. The Dundee Family................Well done:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nairn Saint Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 There was a wee weegie they said, Who wasn't quite right in the head, The Saints were in heaven, They gave the Dee seven, Wee Chico the Radge saw Red! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted August 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Limericks now showing @ http://www.dundee.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/forum-view.asp?fid=5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noose76 Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Along at the port of Dundee Is a ground that smells of wee Its crumbling and crawling The home fans are appalling And they’ll soon be in division 3! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewhite4 Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 I once visited a place called dundee It wasnt what I expected it to be The men stank of pish and the women of fish I think Perth is the right place for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIDGER Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 I once visited a place called dundee It wasnt what I expected it to be The men stank of pish and the women of fish I think Perth is the right place for me! Brilliant:-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIDGER Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 There's a hole in the ground called dundee, where its free to get STD's born in shellsuits with shallow gene's from pregnant pre-teens and the number of employed equals three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintkev Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 There was a old man called Marr, Who said he’d take Dundee far, He got all their trust, Then took them to bust, Now for 50p he’ll look after yer car! There was a club called Dee-4-Life, To join means a relative for wife, Living in a cardboard-box, Can’t afford any socks, And with the law you are always in strife! Now Mary from Lochee’s a belter, Wears a shell-suit in hot-summer-swelter, She’s got three wee kids, One Emma, two Sid’s, Cus her protection is just a bus shelter! There was a man called Ivano, He was shunned and had nowhere to go, He was very strange you see, But it was acceptable in Dundee, To love having sex with your Bro! The Dundee, they came as a crew, Many of them dressed in dark blue, It was New Year’s Day, As they travelled the Tay, And the Saints sent them home, 7-2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^sainteebrian^ Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 The Dundee, they came as a crew, Many of them dressed in dark blue, It was New Year’s Day, As they travelled the Tay, And the Saints sent them home, 7-2! best one by far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Wallace Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 There was a coag named Bobby Cox He got a job doon at the docks When he went for a shite He met a lady of the night And now he's laid low wi the pox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Wallace Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 There was a young girl fae Lochee scratched her arse wi the branch o a tree the tree withered and died as it did so it cried "You're nowt but a stinking coagiee" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted August 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 There was a old man called Marr, Who said he’d take Dundee far, He got all their trust, Then took them to bust, Now for 50p he’ll look after yer car! There was a club called Dee-4-Life, To join means a relative for wife, Living in a cardboard-box, Can’t afford any socks, And with the law you are always in strife! Now Mary from Lochee’s a belter, Wears a shell-suit in hot-summer-swelter, She’s got three wee kids, One Emma, two Sid’s, Cus her protection is just a bus shelter! There was a man called Ivano, He was shunned and had nowhere to go, He was very strange you see, But it was acceptable in Dundee, To love having sex with your Bro! The Dundee, they came as a crew, Many of them dressed in dark blue, It was New Year’s Day, As they travelled the Tay, And the Saints sent them home, 7-2! Magnificent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thommo Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dundee, what a shitehole, it stinks. It's full of druggies and alkies and tinks. Their stadiums are slums Their fans are all scum flattening it would be a blessing methinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watty Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 20 miles from the Fair City Lies Dundee and its pretty Shity full of all kinds of weird folk whose team are a joke And thats the end of this little Dity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watty Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 In the Dark Blue they play, OK, they once had their day But now the pennies have gone It was all a bit of a con They should learn from the big team up the Tay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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