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2 defensive errors . Olufanwa ****ed up. No need for Mitov to dive in as Desserts was going nowhere. Levein wants to change those boggin trousers.

Death, taxes....penalty Sevco.

Injured himself in a dive in the box.

I agree with your thoughts on team selection. However, it is difficult to avoid giving Rangers free kicks since referees are programmed to ensure they get advantages whenever necessary, ie when they are not winning!! As for us getting a penalty, if we do look up you are bound to see a few pigs flying past.

I’m sure there are a few very nice brown envelopes with merry Christmas love Broxi Bear left in the sheds for a special select group of people when they return after the game

You forgot about the inevitable penalty

Of course not. I thought DJ got his feet to the ball but the pace of the challenge and studs up playing Them at Castle Greyskull and you're guaranteed a red for Saints. I was a lot more annoyed with the bookings for Smith and Dan - neither of which seemed worthy of a yellow On the plus side Fran is having another decent game.

Soft goal to lose and numptiness from DJ as well. Don't think we're going to win this one

1.1 Taverner ( pen ) Philips

Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving." The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. " You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.” The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. " My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola. The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky, The wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me." " What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola. " I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."