Fair Maid Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-accused-having-sex-shetland-5049721 You just can't make it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitsjfc Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 There was a guy who went to school with a few of my pals up in Aberlour who done the same thing twice claiming he had a special bond with the horse when he was in court, there was also a guy in this area who was accused of doing it aswell, something seriously wrong with these people mentally ill and need serious help Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted January 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 When Sky was asked how he was feeling after his ordeal, he replied "No comet" pitsjfc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitsjfc Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 It's neigh right like, hope he gets sentenced fur-long time, obviously not in a stable condition Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted January 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 If found guilty, he should be horse-whipped pitsjfc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitsjfc Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Imagine the nickname he will be saddled with, he's bound to have a long face Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gussie Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 So that's what they get up to in Yorkshire when they can't afford an evening out Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted January 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 So that's what they get up to in Yorkshire when they can't afford an evening out Hence the Lucozade. So he did buy the nag a drink. Oh well, that entitles him........ Gussie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitsjfc Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Only just clicked his name is barn field aswell haha Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Offences took place in the village of Loversall.! Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted January 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 The Mirror States - "Prosecutor Louise Revell said: "It is at this time the prosecution say that intercourse took place out of sight in a dark wooded area......." Got a feeling of déjà vu from the Spinky Den thread. Anybody know if Larky's been down Sheffield area, lately?Ha! How would i know John boy? Once had what you might call easy,bird over a fallem tree at woody after a drunken night in the auld club under the stand though! :-) You've known Fair Maid a long time then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john.w Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 When asked if guilty or not guilty he answered!! neigh!!! Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscotty Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 The police asked him if he had a sore throat,he replied no, I was just feeling a little horse. Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Hope it was a Mare. Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) We're no being Saddled with these old Chestnuts are we? That'll surely Stirrup trouble. Edited January 29, 2015 by HOODLUM65 Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gussie Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Court case must have been a night mare ! Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted January 29, 2015 Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Aye, it was the Mane case that day. He wisnae handcuffed tho', he was led in by bridle. Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted January 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2015 Hope he wisnae charged with breeches of the peace, as well. If found guilty to the charge of beasiality then no doubt he wouldn't be in jail furlong as that type can't hack it. Wild horses wouldn't drag me into that kind of behaviour - even for a stallion. HOODLUM65 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) Hope he wisnae charged with breeches of the peace, as well. If found guilty to the charge of beasiality then no doubt he wouldn't be in jail furlong as that type can't hack it. Wild horses wouldn't drag me into that kind of behaviour - even for a stallion. Fm. you trying to infer you wouldn't allow it in your paddock as it might give you the trots or am I on the wrong tack? Edited January 30, 2015 by HOODLUM65 Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erchie Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 the horses condition is stable ! Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted January 30, 2015 Report Share Posted January 30, 2015 Time we brought a Halter to this topic. Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochwinnochsaintee Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 If he tried it in this weather he'd have died o' the colt. Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gussie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 Hope he wisnae charged with breeches of the peace, as well. If found guilty to the charge of beasiality then no doubt he wouldn't be in jail furlong as that type can't hack it. Wild horses wouldn't drag me into that kind of behaviour - even for a stallion. Interesting image to conjure on a Saturday morning! Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john.w Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 He went to a party one off his mates asked him where's your girlfriend he replied she went to get some new shoes Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gussie Posted January 31, 2015 Report Share Posted January 31, 2015 I think the guy got 4 years jail for offences against public decency. On a par with poaching salmon. You would get less for molesting children. Bit excessive if you ask me, I think the right place for him is the local mental hospital (do we still call them that these days?). Offending Public decency? Theres going to be one in Glasgow tommorrow, some idiots are going to go through strange rituals involving religious bigotry. Nothing is done about it and UEFA were right saying it was part of the local culture. Sad indictment in the 21st century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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