SaintinReading Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dons fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Dons fan. Then he makes a thread saying . . . Quote: If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5000 is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if you’re not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do.. Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious. Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on their system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike180279 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dons fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Dons fan. Then he makes a thread saying . . . Quote: If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5000 is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if you’re not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do.. Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious. Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on their system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. I just about wet myself!!!! Can see them all now, outside the ground on Saturday. Here, Mr want to buy a pair of socks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintinReading Posted May 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 You can always count on Aberdeen for a good laugh if nothing else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessie Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 That's Socking behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintDougie Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Ere yer sport socks. two for a pound, two for a poundaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scobby_SJFC Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 got to love aberdeen fans!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dons fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Dons fan. Then he makes a thread saying . . . Quote: If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5000 is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if you’re not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do.. Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious. Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on their system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. hahaha got a link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint jason Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 They do have a particular fondness for shades of that colour though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby kemp Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dons fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Dons fan. Then he makes a thread saying . . . Quote: If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5000 is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if you’re not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do.. Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious. Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on their system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. Ididnt think they could pull the wool over the **** eyes so easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike180279 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Ididnt think they could pull the wool over the **** eyes so easily. In a word, "desparation!" ps Bobby, are you a relation to Michael? Son by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby kemp Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 In a word, "desparation!" ps Bobby, are you a relation to Michael? Son by any chance? No.. . . . its the name of a winger [the 1st player i can remember] he played for saints in early 60,s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODAB Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 It was a Celtic fan on every other board but very funny if true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geo69 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 got to love aberdeen fans!!! Have you? Shower of mutton mollesting (unts if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scobby_SJFC Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Have you? Shower of mutton mollesting (unts if you ask me. funny stereotype if we were in the 1930's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJC Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'm sure that actually happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perth_saintee12 Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Dons fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Dons fan. Then he makes a thread saying . . . Quote: If you want tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5000 is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if you’re not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do.. Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious. Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on their system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and because of your sock order, you will be on their system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. genius, absolute genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PH1 LAD Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 internet myth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burghsaintee Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Oh, you've burst the bubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perth_saintee12 Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 internet myth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slf Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 bullshit detected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geo69 Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 funny stereotype if we were in the 1930's Fair enough, i'll keep up my old stereotypes and you can stick to your sheepy wankfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chips Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Way way off topic here,but its not worth starting a new thread,but does anybody know why there isnt any trains running between Perth and Dundee today,extra buses have been allocated for anybody doing that journey,has this got something to do with the Dutd Rangers game ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SJC Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Way way off topic here,but its not worth starting a new thread,but does anybody know why there isnt any trains running between Perth and Dundee today,extra buses have been allocated for anybody doing that journey,has this got something to do with the Dutd Rangers game ?? Probably doing track replacement / maintenance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chips Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 Probably doing track replacement / maintenance Yip it all makes sense now,i was given the wrong information,the trains are stopping at a set time and a bus laid on,this is what i get to only half listening to ma wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big yin Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 got to love aberdeen fans!!! NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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