HOODLUM65 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 What in the daily papers do you find amusing, quirky or laughable? What caught my attention in todays papers, was the guy who was walking the West Highland Way to raise money for " guide dogs for the blind" and stopped off at the Buchanan Arms in Drymen. The bloke wandered into a private function before being asked by the co-owner if he had an invite. The guy (from Dundee) said he was collecting for charity. When the co-owner told him he should not be there, the Dundee bloke asked if he was being thrown out. The owner put the hikers hat and rucksack outside and asked the "intruder" to leave. After a few minutes the guy re-entered the hotel and demanded the co-owners name. He said his name was Volker Steinmann, whereupon the Dundee fella shouted "Sieg heil" and raised his hand in a Nazi salute. Sheriff William Gilchrist fined him £240 for refusing to leave licensed premises, making racially offensive remarks and making a racially offensive gesture. Thought................you can take the boy out of Dundee, but you can't take Dundee out of the boy. P.S. It was not reported if he completed his walk or how much money was raised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2488853/Yikes-My-girlfriends-jealous-cat-gone-war-life.html Laughed my head of at this article about a pet cat. Like or loathe them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted November 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2488853/Yikes-My-girlfriends-jealous-cat-gone-war-life.html Laughed my head of at this article about a pet cat. Like or loathe them. Truly hilarious FM (if your not the victim) Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted November 7, 2013 Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 (edited) Loved the last bit about the cat's nuts getting chopped. Sweet revenge. My offspring has a bengal and I was asked to look after it one weekend. I love animals especially cats and dogs. However, after spending a weekend with that thing, it has made me think twice of getting another cat ever again. It was manic as if on speed and it did a jobby amongst my yucca tree. Striking cat, though. Edited November 7, 2013 by Fair Maid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fazman1977 Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 There was a bit in the courier a couple of weeks ago where part of the headline included "Flashdance". It was basically a story about some pished up guy dangling his boaby to annoy a couple of door stewards. Just looked it up again - here it is: http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/angus-the-mearns/man-fined-after-penis-flash-dance-buffoonery-outside-pie-bob-s-1.147146 Never thought I'd read "Penis Dance Buffoonery" in a local paper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MySpazz Posted November 17, 2013 Report Share Posted November 17, 2013 Not quite the papers but there are a few howlers on here https://www.facebook.com/spottedinperth Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted November 18, 2013 Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 Not quite the papers but there are a few howlers on here https://www.facebook.com/spottedinperth Laughed my head of about the Shoe Zone pic and what the boy wrote underneath. Thanks for sharing that, MySpazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted November 29, 2013 Report Share Posted November 29, 2013 http://sportsmasher.com/2013/11/27/python-eats-passed-out-drunk-guy-in-india/ Food for thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 The guy is trying to tell us he stopped at a lay-by for a pee. More like a hank. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518886/Man-sees-BOA-CONSTRICTOR-urinating-tree-Scotland.html AthensSaint 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted December 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 The guy is trying to tell us he stopped at a lay-by for a pee. More like a hank.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2518886/Man-sees-BOA-CONSTRICTOR-urinating-tree- Scotland.html Brings a new slant on the expression "siphoning the python" Fair Maid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted January 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Not in the papers yet, but noticed in a BBC News website that the credit crunch is getting worse despite what the coalition are spouting. Police in Coventry discovered a tunnel to a charity shop, after the staff reported repeated robberies. The feel good factor is not here/there yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixties saintee Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Osbourne trying to smear the chair off the public accounts committee Margaret Hodge as he is does not want the CEOS off big companies to have to go in front off the Commitee to be savaged like the Energy people were, No wonder they want the gagging clause brought in quick HOODLUM65 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2857096/Forget-maternity-leave-women-PAID-menstrual-leave-month-men-just-lump-leading-doctor-claims.html Advocating that women should get menstrual leave from work.......er I'd rather have my co-workers minded their own bloody business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cagey Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2857096/Forget-maternity-leave-women-PAID-menstrual-leave-month-men-just-lump-leading-doctor-claims.html Advocating that women should get menstrual leave from work.......er I'd rather have my co-workers minded their own bloody business. Good idea. They are a feckin mare at the time of month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Good idea. They are a feckin mare at the time of month. Meanwhile, male co-workers are a nightmare the rest of the month. Cagey and fazman1977 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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