Here comes the dundee train


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doon the line the dundee train wis steamin,

dundee nil the saintees seevin

Up the track from Dundee, here comes the train.

Poor coagie bastards, are gonna lose again..

Trains passing Eroll,it's picking up some pace.

A win for the Saintees puts the coags out of the race.

Passing slfs signal box , and soon to cross the Tay.

3 goals for the Saintees will fuck up Jockys day

Arriving at the station,it's nearing kick-off time

Cannae afford to go though,cos the giros gone on wine.

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Up the track from Dundee, here comes the train.

Poor coagie bastards, are gonna lose again..

Trains passing Eroll,it's picking up some pace.

A win for the Saintees puts the coags out of the race.

Passing slfs signal box , and soon to cross the Tay.

3 goals for the Saintees will fuck up Jockys day

Arriving at the station,it's nearing kick-off time

Cannae afford to go though,cos the giros gone on wine.

ha ha your lost being a chef .

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Up the track from Dundee, here comes the train.

Poor coagie bastards, are gonna lose again..

Trains passing Eroll,it's picking up some pace.

A win for the Saintees puts the coags out of the race.

Passing slfs signal box , and soon to cross the Tay.

3 goals for the Saintees will fuck up Jockys day

Arriving at the station,it's nearing kick-off time

Cannae afford to go though,cos the giros gone on wine.

Ah see it's auld Jim, Ah heard he's fat and round.

With ginger hair, he'll a'y' be found.

On Bovril and Pie he takes the biscuit.

Goadin' Dundonians, he sure does risk it.

Someone thought he was Cosgrove; Stuart's top didnae fit him,

Jim's quite invisible, but he's no very slim.

Like the Saintie from Taggart, he likes sweaty men,

He's like a wee kiddie frae Storeybook Glen.

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Ah see it's auld Jim, Ah heard he's fat and round.

With ginger hair, he'll a'y' be found.

On Bovril and Pie he takes the biscuit.

Goadin' Dundonians, he sure does risk it.

Someone thought he was Cosgrove; Stuart's top didnae fit him,

Jim's quite invisible, but he's no very slim.

Like the Saintie from Taggart, he likes sweaty men,

He's like a wee kiddie frae Storeybook Glen.

I dinnae ken much o diddy, he hails fae aberdeen

His talents no for poetry, but at least the laddies keen.

I think he might be coagie, although am no right sure..

I'm certain of one thing though,he's a cheeky fucking hoor:wink::laugh:

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I dinnae ken much o diddy, he hails fae aberdeen

His talents no for poetry, but at least the laddies keen.

I think he might be coagie, although am no right sure..

I'm certain of one thing though,he's a cheeky fucking hoor:wink::laugh:

Ya dack ya wonk ya fenny

The Dees that whit they'd say

But me? Like students many

True home's down Firhill way

Our football's sometimes magic

Whilst others it's just pish

A trip from Aberdeen is just

Rewarded with a miss.

Except back start yon season.

Yer Left Back, he were shyte.

And so I telt him, quite a lot.

Well on into the night.

Our defence? THEY put three past ye!

Ye must have felt right Diddies

A bike kick frae a guy who's kids

Themselves could o' had kiddies!

The next? A belter frae left peg Max

He sent us in a frenzy

A goal tae lyrical so us wax

The John whit's to oor Menzies!

The third a first for Paton Paul

A volley 3rd time lucky

His name it rhymes with Charles De Gaulle

Continental skill and plucky.

Then in came maestro Jeebs

He ghosts to rival you

And finished off "just" frae close range

The fermers they went "mooooo!"

The moral of this story sir

The Division's not yet won

Nae gold, nae Frankincense nor Myhr

But McCall's the chosen one!

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Ya dack ya wonk ya fenny

The Dees that whit they'd say

But me? Like students many

True home's down Firhill way

Our football's sometimes magic

Whilst others it's just pish

A trip from Aberdeen is just

Rewarded with a miss.

Except back start yon season.

Yer Left Back, he were shyte.

And so I telt him, quite a lot.

Well on into the night.

Our defence? THEY put three past ye!

Ye must have felt right Diddies

A bike kick frae a guy who's kids

Themselves could o' had kiddies!

The next? A belter frae left peg Max

He sent us in a frenzy

A goal tae lyrical so us wax

The John whit's to oor Menzies!

The third a first for Paton Paul

A volley 3rd time lucky

His name it rhymes with Charles De Gaulle

Continental skill and plucky.

Then in came maestro Jeebs

He ghosts to rival you

And finished off "just" frae close range

The fermers they went "mooooo!"

The moral of this story sir

The Division's not yet won

Nae gold, nae Frankincense nor Myhr

But McCall's the chosen one!

Exuberantlytastic sir:wink:

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Away Hame ya Coagies: Saturday 28 February 2009 From Perth to Dundee

Depart 15:36 Arrive 15:59

Depart 16:36 Arrive 17:36

Depart 16:59 Arrive 17:59

I would edge my bets that the 16.36 train will be the busier of the trains back to the dee :D this giving them probaly about 10 minutes of the second half before departing in their hundreds :D

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Jeezo, clash of the bards here.

Nae clash here..I just got gubbed:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I though mines was half decent, slightly jokey and a little light

But I fear I was mistaken,compared to that, well mines was shite

So now I am defeated, I've been slain and left for dead,

so I'll forget about the poetry and sod off to ma bed...:cry:

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The league is over, what a ridiculous comment to make, you will drop points between now and the end of the season without a doubt, there are teams in this league who are as good as you and as for your support, pathetic.

We basically turned that into a home game for ourselfs today by the magnificent backing. We are a premier club and the support showed that today. All is not lost and i am still confident of the league title.

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