Abernethy Saint

Right, the thing is, and I'm not superstitious, you have to do EXACTLY what you did for the Rosenborg game. Exactly. No, seriously, EXACTLY.
 
We will park in the car park early, go to the 208 and decline several very kind offers of soft drugs, drink quite a lot of alcohol, and then stagger across the road to the Muirton.
 
Once in the Muirton you must queue for a very long time, sink five pints in 20 minutes, say "I shthink shthats Rodhsy Grant"" about some old fat  geezer who isn't,  then stagger to the very very complicated (when ur pissed) turnstile thing.  
 
Having negotiated the crazy metal turny thing, you buy some truely disgusting excuse for a bridie. Made from the toe nail clippings of Saddam Hussein.
 
The team comes on, you try to clap, but you keep missing ur hands. So you shout a lot, instead.
 
Some young blokes wearing blue run about a lot, causing lots of old blokes in the stand to shout quite a bit, and buy hot-dogs.
 
There's then some very, very shouty bits, I get carried/driven home, and apparently it all start again a week later.
 
Sounds good to me.
 
Hic.

Right, the thing is, and I'm not superstitious, you have to do EXACTLY what you did for the Rosenborg game. Exactly. No, seriously, EXACTLY.
 
We will park in the car park early, go to the 208 and decline several very kind offers of soft drugs, drink quite a lot of alcohol, and then stagger across the road to the Muirton.
 
Once in the Muirton you must queue for a very long time, sink five pints in 20 minutes, say "I shthink shthats Rodhsy Grant"" about some old fat  geezer who isn't,  then stagger to the very very complicated (when ur pissed) turnstile thing.  
 
Having negotiated the crazy metal turny thing, you buy some truely disgusting excuse for a bridie. Made from the toe nail clippings of Saddam Hussein.
 
The team comes on, you try to clap, but you keep missing ur hands. So you shout a lot, instead.
 
Some young blokes wearing blue run about a lot, causing lots of old blokes in the stand to shout quite a bit, and buy hot-dogs.
 
There's then some very, very shouty bits, I get carried/driven home, and apparently it all start again a week later.
 
Sounds good to me.
 
Hic.

Can't wait for this game. COYS. A message from the beloved......
 
We are going to win big time coys x
 
Well there you go.
 
COYS

Hi guys I am a neutral and me and my father are planning coming to Perth tomorrow night in support of your club doing so well in Europe. I signed up to ask a few things, is there parking around McDiarmid? Will it be a sell out? So should I phone for tickets or will it be pay at the gate? Also which stand has the best atmosphere? Cheers

Hope she enjoyed it.

=================What?
Eat your own scrotum!!!

Your beloved has reliably informed me you are likely to starve.

So all Celtic fans are IRA loving bastards then?
 
Don't give me all your peace and love hippy nonsense - you are a hate-filled, despicable Sevconian bigot.

down boy

You're the bog-standard, boring Sevco bigot trotting out the same old boring, Sevco bigoted shoite to justify your boring, Sevco twisted view of the world. Your first club is fecked and you don't like it. Feck off back to the Boyne, you sectarian piece of offal.

You're the bog-standard, boring Sevco bigot trotting out the same old boring, Sevco bigoted shoite to justify your boring, Sevco twisted view of the world. Your first club is fecked and you don't like it. Feck off back to the Boyne, you sectarian piece of offal.

Damn, damn, damn...........

Hi all, just joined the site.
I (Saints) will be driving through from Glasgow for the game on thursday night with my father-in-law (Celtic) and my nephew (Rangers).
First time the family supports the same team.

SoupySaint bro ! You had the two jobs going at Highland Spring and The Burns a few months ago. Pity the cash flow is a bit tight as its one you dont want to miss. Will Maria not help you out with the spondoulies as her career seems to be ticking along. Or did you and Crofty fall out over her. You are a dirty dog but its great that you are back so we can follow what your up to. Its like Saints REality TV.   

Personally, I hate people who point out that people are greeting and whining about people who are greeting and whining

A group of Hearts fans walking up the line of Saintees cars queuing to get out of McD car park wished each and every driver good luck for Thursday. Top guys. I've also had regular texts from soap-dodging pals giving congats. The banter/abuse the Hearts gave ex-Hibs Spoony today was comedy gold. There's a million other examples - it's why we support footy - it's fun, and no real malice.

Rangers have nothing to do with footy. They are an atrocious, bigoted private club rooted in 16th century prejudice which is now nothing more than a play-thing of dodgy bus drivers and shyster asset-strippers and may shortly, thankfully, be confined to history books - a page somewhere between the BNP and Mussolini.

Or, if you like, they're tossers.

A group of Hearts fans walking up the line of Saintees cars queuing to get out of McD car park wished each and every driver good luck for Thursday. Top guys. I've also had regular texts from soap-dodging pals giving congats. The banter/abuse the Hearts gave ex-Hibs Spoony today was comedy gold. There's a million other examples - it's why we support footy - it's fun, and no real malice.

Rangers have nothing to do with footy. They are an atrocious, bigoted private club rooted in 16th century prejudice which is now nothing more than a play-thing of dodgy bus drivers and shyster asset-strippers and may shortly, thankfully, be confined to history books - a page somewhere between the BNP and Mussolini.

Or, if you like, they're tossers.

No club in the known universe would employ Sally as a manager. There will be a 6 month break, and then he will resurrect his media/tv career as jolly sally. I actually like the guy, and I hope he can put this nightmare behind him ASAP. 

You have to be of a certain age to get this:
 
Practice, dear boy, practice.

A group of Hearts fans walking up the line of Saintees cars queuing to get out of McD car park wished each and every driver good luck for Thursday. Top guys. I've also had regular texts from soap-dodging pals giving congats. The banter/abuse the Hearts gave ex-Hibs Spoony today was comedy gold. There's a million other examples - it's why we support footy - it's fun, and no real malice.

Rangers have nothing to do with footy. They are an atrocious, bigoted private club rooted in 16th century prejudice which is now nothing more than a play-thing of dodgy bus drivers and shyster asset-strippers and may shortly, thankfully, be confined to history books - a page somewhere between the BNP and Mussolini.

Or, if you like, they're tossers.

How many ST holders are quibbling on here about cost? Most moaners are saying the neutral fan will not come and affect the atmosphere?
I am not sure how neutral fans will help the atmosphere especially the ones from Dundee cany see them sing the we hate Dundee anthem  .
 
Lets just get on wi the Game for FS.  

I heard that was his favourite method of relaxation when he was in Perth.

I have a funny feeling that all 3 of you were just taking a short cut. 

A group of Hearts fans walking up the line of Saintees cars queuing to get out of McD car park wished each and every driver good luck for Thursday. Top guys. I've also had regular texts from soap-dodging pals giving congats. The banter/abuse the Hearts gave ex-Hibs Spoony today was comedy gold. There's a million other examples - it's why we support footy - it's fun, and no real malice.

Rangers have nothing to do with footy. They are an atrocious, bigoted private club rooted in 16th century prejudice which is now nothing more than a play-thing of dodgy bus drivers and shyster asset-strippers and may shortly, thankfully, be confined to history books - a page somewhere between the BNP and Mussolini.

Or, if you like, they're tossers.

Braw day out, 3 points, good performance, should have scored more though - better opponents could have equalised.
 
Shocking Hearts team, laughable Ref, awful bridie which I think had spent the last 20 years inside Chernobyl.
 
Got sun-burnt at a Scottish footy game, and Saints won their opening match of the season. The world's gone mad!!
 
Roll on Thursday!!!!

Given the financial state of Scottish football, I'd go:
 
St Johnstone
Celtic (In Administration)