Carron Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 If you don't stick in at school, you'll be sweeping the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted February 2, 2013 Report Share Posted February 2, 2013 Make sure you have good piss afterwards to clean the tubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john.w Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 yir no as green as your cabbage looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carron Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 NAW! Your no' going and thats final! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uphallsaint Posted February 3, 2013 Report Share Posted February 3, 2013 My Dad's reply when I said "but everyone has one" was "No son, everyone but one." fazman1977 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 From here to Timbuktu. (or after a night at the dancing ) I bucked One---- but Timbuktu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henryhallsdanceband Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 aye - that'd be right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 Ye'll be takin awa wi the men in the white coats. Carron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 The bogey man'll get ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 "yeh went tae her mothers house"....."what were on the sandwiches" ? MySpazz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintdunc Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 ''Well, I'd go to the foot of my stairs'' when expressing disbelief at something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john.w Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 you've got to watch the quiet yins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 She had a face like a half skelpit erse . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Oh! look at her, up the duff . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carron Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Ye'll be takin awa wi the men in the white coats. The yellow van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carron Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Says she washed the stairs. Looks like she poured a bucket o'water down them. (The joys of living in a close, a comment on another neighbours attempt on washing the stair). MySpazz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 The yellow van correct. the yellow van. Ha ha. Carron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carron Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Get some fillet off Jack the fish man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 When asking for something new yer maw would say either "do you think am made o money" or "do you think money grows on trees" Asking yer faither, his reply would be "Dey ye think ma names Andy Carnegie" It was a lot of years later before I knew who Andrew Carnegie was. Carron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mongy Max Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Where d'ye think you are, yir daddy's yacht?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Yer bum's oot the windy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MySpazz Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 Much of what my old man said would get me banned for breaking forum rules...... his tongue was manufactured before the days of the Politically Correct BS. Carron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MySpazz Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 You're claimed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 When relaying a conversation one had earlier, the person telling the story would often say " says I tae him and he tae me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henryhallsdanceband Posted February 6, 2013 Report Share Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) Morag - a cousin of mine age 63 - died Monday afternoon My mum (81) called to tell me 'well - it's probably for the best, sad for Morag' You're not wrong mum - that's the traditional British stoic acceptance of sad events, Edited February 6, 2013 by henryhallsdanceband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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