slf Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 ma colostomy bag is foo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 You're not going out dressed like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted June 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 you'll catch the death of cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henryhallsdanceband Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 'well you can take it back to the shop and apologise to the manager for stealing it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henryhallsdanceband Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 'the young ones are having a good time' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carron Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 You're not going out dressed like that. You're not wearing that on a Sunday. (a tee shirt with a small booze firm logo on it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 "All I got at Christmas was an apple and an orange, IF I was lucky". (for the younger readers - in those days an apple and an orange were fruit). (so was a blueberry and a raspberry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Does that hairdryer need to be on at 5 in the morning? (Aye, that was you getting hame, ge'in yir mither the impression ye hudnae been oot) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 the man in the white raincoat will get ye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 ye'll get lifted by the black maria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted June 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 he's a bad lot that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carron Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 The yellow van is coming to take you away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carron Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 (when watching the Antiques Roadshow, and sees an old chest of drawers, worth £10000) "Ah pit one of thae tae the coup" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carron Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Heard this one years ago (late 1990's), when The Spice Girls topped the charts. One teenager to her pal "My granny says The Spice Girls are unvirtuous. Why can't she say they are sl*ts?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babychunder Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Jist you wait.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babychunder Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Children should be seen and not heard. Don't do as I do, do as I say. Things were different in my day. Turn that bliddy racket doon. Pit the widd in the hole. Shut yer wallopin jaws. Yer eyes are bigger than yer belly. Let the dug see the rabbit. Ye've made an erse ootayit noo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgour Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 To a hungry bairn " a fermer would keep ye for yer shite !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 (getting back to what I had been doing before getting interrupted by 'er indoors, I usually Say) meanwhile back at the ranch. (watched to many cowboy films in my youth I guess.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 I'll put that smirk on the ither side o yer face laddie . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 At least yer still here to tell the tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOODLUM65 Posted June 27, 2012 Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Is it no time ye flung they auld baffies oot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chips Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 My gran used to say... "When i was a wee girl my mum used to send me down to the corner shop wi a 10 bob note,i came back with 10 tatties,2 loafs of bread,2 pints of milk,1 block of cheese,1 box of tea and 6 eggs ya canna do that now though" "I know everything is so expensive nowadays"... I would reply "No really".. she says... "Theres too many ****ing security cameras now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 My gran used to say... "When i was a wee girl my mum used to send me down to the corner shop wi a 10 bob note,i came back with 10 tatties,2 loafs of bread,2 pints of milk,1 block of cheese,1 box of tea and 6 eggs ya canna do that now though" "I know everything is so expensive nowadays"... I would reply "No really".. she says... "Theres too many ****ing security cameras now" That made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john.w Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 If you dont stop that you will go blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 If you dont stop that you will go blind and John, can you still see ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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