The ghost of Jim Morton Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Get yourself up to das raves house, were cutting the lines up on the cistern wi George o'Boyle. The whores and strippers arrive shortly for the customary you tube gang bang! Sorry, I cannae make it as I am coked up to the max already and have my bell firmly wedged in a warm watermelon while awaiting a firm but fair beating from a busty german lady wearing nazi themed undergarments. Please party on without me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mongy Max Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Just a normal Saturday night then aye?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Just a normal Saturday night then aye?! Aye although the nipple clamps wired to the lorry battery are a new thing.. dave mc and Saintcraig 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mongy Max Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Just you be careful Michael Hutchence, we need a goalie tomorrow! dave mc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Ferg Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Get yourself up to das raves house, were cutting the lines up on the cistern wi George o'Boyle. The whores and strippers arrive shortly for the customary you tube gang bang! Aye, ye kept that quiet! Now really gutted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Eh.....I appear to be in the middle of the countryside somewhere, in an old caravan. I can't really make out any landmarks and im not really sure how I got here. Oh, and my arse is a bit sair Saintcraig and NeilSJFC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Beatson Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 You lot are a disgrace. I laid off the bevvy yesterday and have had a nice big bowl of porridge to start the day. Now icing my left foot to stave off a wee strain I picked up in the half marathon last week. Don't worry, I'll do all the legwork for you hungover mob :laugh: Real Madrid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_Beatson Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 A stunning 4-3 win for the WAP Superstars this afternoon. We came from two down early in the first half to go in at 2-2 at half time. Ormond Saints took the lead from a corner early in the second half but we hit back a couple of minutes later after a cross from the right by a stunningly attractive and exceptionally talented midfielder was buried into the corner. We then scored a late winner with said player and a colleague both throwing themselves at a corner and the ball ended up in the net! Good game on a tricky pitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Braw game , braw result and well played to all my fellow Wappers.. Time for a wee afternoon siesta now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE LARK SAINT Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Well done to all involved, right down to Jaun Carr for reffing the game!Congratulations on the win!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) Well played to all that took part today.It was a good game that was finely balanced throughout.We tired late on in the last game losing a few late goals but we ended this game very strongly.Well done lads. WeArePerth Edited September 9, 2012 by Dr Christmas Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mongy Max Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Just home now, had another great day out. Thought we deserved the win today and all involved played superb. Would honestly struggle to pick a man of the match for us today, great performances all round. Legs sore already, massage from the wife then bed! WE ARE PERTH!! Dave Ferg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Thank god it's all over ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE LARK SAINT Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Thank god it's all over ! Who said it was all over? this game maybe, but there will be another game soon, just to keep you happy Sailor boy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 I can only add that I am very pwoud of my boys today. Despite the Chairman cutting my transfer budget by 15% at the last moment, I worked with the strong squad I had at my disposal and they produced the goods...... Apologies for going a bit radio rental near the end, but wee naffs having a swinging kick at me off the ball (just because he lost a header!!) gets my back up a bit. Shook his hand at the end and I am sure he is a decent enough guy. Agree with Max.....couldn't pick a MoM for us today. From back to front we all did our jobs, guys often playing in different positions throughout the match. Ghostie was solid between the sticks and Heller was Heller, putting everything in where it hurts time after time. Coastal puts us all to shame with his fitness and I dont think he put a foot wrong all game. Others that filled in at full back, Davie Rocket, Cammy Barnett were top. Beatson (really not that good looking), Nelly, Das Rave, wholerule, bossed the midfield and Max and Neil done the job on the goal front, supported by a rejuvenated Dr Jones, inspirationally played up front. Against all plans, I played a full 90mins and enjoyed every one of them. My body is reminding me how feckin stupid that was though and I am seriously struggling to get in and out of the car. I dread to think how it is going to be tomorrow Still, no plans to play again until the next instalment, so plenty time to recover Well played guys.......stand down Das Rave and Saintcraig 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Yawn yawn yawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Yawn yawn yawn You're right, lets get back to talking about how hard you work, what temp it is in Greece and what you are drinking next to your pool Das Rave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mongy Max Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Just emptied my bag out and found a dummy in there, can someone let Macho know I have it! Das Rave, Dave Ferg, Dr Christmas Jones and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null vier Posted September 9, 2012 Report Share Posted September 9, 2012 Just emptied my bag out and found a dummy in there, can someone let Macho know I have it! Ha ha! Dr Christmas Jones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Rave Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 The only thing I'm surprised at is, what with all the tactical masterminds on here, not one turned up in person to give us advice from the touchline! Well done Ed for picking the team, and keeping it fairly well organized throughout. And subbing guys like for like to keep the balance. Well done the internet bampots WE ARE PERTH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewhite4 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 It was a good evenly matched game (although the WAP win was well deserved) and great fun to play in. Only problem is, I am not as fit as I was and I'm struggling to walk at work today........ Dr Christmas Jones 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE LARK SAINT Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Date agreed for next game 3/3/13- Leave it to Eddie to start the new thread, sure the Sailor will be delighted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Date agreed for next game 3/3/13- Leave it to Eddie to start the new thread, sure the Sailor will be delighted Will give him time to book a weekend back home and dig his boots out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 It was a good evenly matched game (although the WAP win was well deserved) and great fun to play in. Only problem is, I am not as fit as I was and I'm struggling to walk at work today........ John Wayne-ing it myself today. Saintcraig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Who was taking the photos and where will they be appearing if at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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