Fair Maid Posted April 7, 2011 Report Share Posted April 7, 2011 kalashnikov Closest you'd get to a bang. Bang bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryangordon86 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Was that the guy Harry ? Aye, Harry Krishna he's called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 had a pair of J.Ws chapping my door..woke me up (was knackered after a long days graft)..at first i thought it was the rozzers comming to arrest me.they said some thing that i didnt really understand on the moment..but when i saw the magazines they were touting..on your bikes and dont come back..fuquing misery merchants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sainteesean Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I find tolerating religion difficult enough when its not at my doorstep. I'd tell them where to fking go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Saintee Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Clearly the way to deal with them superb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Rave Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 My late grandfatner once came out wirh this gem, of which I was witness to, when two JW's came to the house LIsten, my brother in law is a priest wi you lot and he can't convert me so you two have f#@kin no chance I nearly wet myself laughin. Personally, I think, believe what you want but don't knock on my door and try to impose your beliefs on me. I don't stand on a box in the street shouting about why everyone should be a atheist, and the fact that science really is the only viable explanation for the existence of man. And religious war is just fighting over who's got the best imaginary friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1884 Posted April 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 And religious war is just fighting over who's got the best imaginary friend Brilliant quote, Das Rave! And so true... You're not standing for election next month are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 if you have read the new testament,you can see where Karl Marx inspired his communist manifesto from. religeons are opinions! like football supporters who belive they have the best team. few are the men walking this world do who their own 'thing'..most look towards others for guidence..take that away and they are at a loss..when lost..look at your G.P.S.(god preaches shite...Amen dudes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad saints fan Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 I cannae stand em, last time I answered to these folks I was actually shocked at what I saw. I got a mother and her son who must have been about 8yrs old. I'm looking to the mum to start the talking but the wee kid starts preaching to me, not only was he actually shouting out a part of the bible at me but he also had one foot in my door!! If it was an adult I would have been pretty pissed off at them, but a wee kid? nah I'm no that bad!! I just thought it was disgusting that they've obviously taught this kid to do this so we have to stand and listen to their shite. It's people like this that put me off religion, don't go shoving it down my throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 standard policy with the J.W.s..get the kids involved. remember having to go to door to door with them..hated evry second of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 There was a busload of them mass targetting our area the other week....looked out the window...it was like the invasion of the body snatchers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Maybe we need to go door to door..."Sorry to bother you, have you ever considered supporting St Johnstone?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Maybe we need to go door to door..."Sorry to bother you, have you ever considered supporting St Johnstone?" Excellent plan. Find out where a lot of them stay and wait for them to sit down to eat their tea before chapping their door. Bairn at your side singing Saints songs . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Excellent plan. Find out where a lot of them stay and wait for them to sit down to eat their tea before chapping their door. Bairn at your side singing Saints songs . My 2 year old does a good rendition of "oo to, oo to be, oo to be a Saintee" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Ziggy Stardust Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 If it bothers you that much you can ask to be put on their "do not call on" list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carron Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 The hare krishna are shoved out to offload books and cds etc. Saw one of theirs in a charity shop, absolute rubbish, most of it was index. They are strict vegetarians, no stimulants (like tea, coffee, cigarettes), HOWEVER once saw one down the kirkgate having been to Goodfellow and Steven bakers, was stuffing a sausage roll down her mouth! JW's are a pain. They are a cult, and having read into it, stay well clear. They take over your life completely. No Christmas, No birthdays, dont do 'luck' 'fate' 'fortune'. Spending hours studying their publications and the bible. NO THANKS. One Saturday morning, pouring with rain, a young JW couple at my door, with a baby in a pram. I kind of lost it and gave them my opinion. Have saw them coming out of the Kingdom Hall in Argyll Road, always immaculately dressed for services, blokes with briefcases. Even small boys in suits with a bag for their bible. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Saintee Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Just tell them their God is a lie and slam the door in their coupon! Simples! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 "you ' ll be knocking on heavens fuquing door if yous dont fuque off pronto..bad mannered fuquers...should be a law against it.fuque politeness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mongy Max Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I just say that my one way ticket South to the Heat has been booked for years and no amount of good deeds will reverse it! Failing that, answer the door wearing a tea towel on ma heid carrying some wires screaming Allah Achbar often works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertsSaintee Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Something along the lines of... "Yes, I'd like to hear all about your zombie worshipping death-cult. Yours is the one that teaches us that a bad woman once ate a magic apple egged on by a talking snake, isn't it? I think it's also the one who's magic book's principal omnipotent diety is the main purponent of mindless wanton death and destruction. You know, plagues of locusts and frogs, famine, mass murder of first born and the like. Hey, isn't he meant to be the good guy?" ...I've had JWs and Sally Army turn and walk away without saying another word at that point before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 who's got the best imaginary friend ? ive got a big white rabbit called Harvey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY5565 Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 and i have a big white cock..called coochy couchy who the fuque are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fair Maid Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 ive got a big white rabbit called Harvey me too, but he's pink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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