Dr Christmas Jones Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Right,this is the last time i show you how Crouch's robotic dance goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1884 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 (edited) I'm telling you, Officer! I have no idea where Mr O'Boyle and Mr Thomas have hidden their stash of white stuff... Edited December 29, 2009 by 1884 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 If a garage door opens like this, how does it close? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 The 3 giants could nt believe how small everything was on this planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby kemp Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 (edited) YOU told us Geoffs horse would win the welsh national........ we lost the stations xmas money , so you better come with us Mr.Duff Edited December 29, 2009 by bobby kemp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterheed Saint Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 We're both auditioning for the Tayside Police christmas talent show. Watch him pull a bunch of flowers out of the rolled up paper.Me?Oh I train animals.My pet falcon should be back any minute now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjb Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 [QUOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 I'm getting the toilet paper out cause one of you is talking sh!te Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam1884 Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 It was inevitable. I haven't managed to get my car out since Saturday and I live on a street where lots of fans park and walk up to the stadium. It is not feasible by any stretch of the imagination to accommodate thousands of extra cars and people in either McDiarmid Park or the surrounding area with the conditions such as they are. Anyone who seriously thinks this is just a 'bit of snow' is just mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Saint Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Wonder what the effects will be on the pitch. Nice wee rest for the green stuff, but a lot of water will be swallowed. Also does the USH need to be on to prevent the water from freezing and splitting the pipes or are the pipes strong enough? Jamie, the diesel in the tractor is probably red diesel and missing the pump fuel additives. In the early 80s when my old man first wanted a diesel, freezing was a fairly big concern. Popularity of diesel cars caused the fuel giants to make tougher stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 . Popularity of diesel cars caused the fuel giants to make tougher stuff.And tougher pricing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capital Saint Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 We'll get your new arms made with the same stuff I use Mr Duff. Look, you'd never guess it was artifical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby kemp Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Listen mr.Duff i had a yo-yo when i came in. you will have to clear all this snow so i can find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panicfc Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 OK MR.Duff we are arresting you for breaking into a 5 pound note "I've 'ad it up to here with 101Saints complaints about Derek" "You and me both officer- could you arrest him for being a nuisance?" === Apologies to 101Saint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Son of Fairbairn Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 We'll get your new arms made with the same stuff I use Mr Duff. Look, you'd never guess it was artifical George O'Boyle was last seen making a SPEEDy exit from McDiarmid Park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Is that all you ve got to worry about,sare hands.I've got a set of floodlights on my heed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Saintee Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 "I've had enough of this crap Mr Duff......beam me up Scotty!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Rourke Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 ......so Mr Duff, what you're saying is that your tractor has been stolen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Yes,and i would of got away with it,if it had nt been for those pesky kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 And you expect me to believe that Jim Weir was driving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Too far.Sorry:shock:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slf Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Too far.Sorry:shock:. absolutely brill but ye just cannae trust the old bill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chansey Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Unfortunately, Mr. Duff, we have reason to believe that two of your 'well bahaved fans' of this 'family club' were ejected from Fir Park on Saturday....we didn't believe it either, but my collegue here has the fax from Strathclyde police to prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 But can Kev the tannoy man do this "beebopalulla she's ma baby.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 How are the car parks at Tesco and B/Q ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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