ANDY5565 Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 (edited) many people said Obama would make office when pigs fly! and guess what?..100 days later...Swine Flu Edited June 12, 2011 by ANDY5565 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Never play poker with a tranny. They've always got 2 pair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Rave Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?” The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.” “You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist. “I do” replies the man. “How did you know?” “Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but It’s of no use to anyone.” The man below replies, “You must work in management.” “I do” replies the balloonist, “But how’d you know?” “Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Happy Fathers Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish i was Joe McGurn Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 The greeks have stopped production of hummus and taramasalata. So it really is a double dip recession. David Haye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 The greeks have stopped production of hummus and taramasalata. So it really is a double dip recession. David Haye Whats "hummus" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterheed Saint Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Whats "hummus" ? You hummus a tune and I'll try and sing along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gertiesaints Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Whats "hummus" ? your funny bone:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Whats "hummus" ? Is it not a Palestinian terrorist group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterheed Saint Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Is it not a Palestinian terrorist group <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tkBGS_M1HVQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDuncM Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says "Alligator" "Very good, thats a big word." The second boy says "Predator" "Yes, thats another big word, well done." Little Johnny says "Vibrator" After nearly falling off her chair she says "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything." "Well, my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Saintee Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 I'm David Beckham and Harper 7 was my idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Saintee Posted July 22, 2011 Report Share Posted July 22, 2011 And if the birth had been 15 minutes later, Harper Seven would've been called Kworta Eight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newyear'sday97 Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 Polly put the kettle on Polly put the kettle on Polly put the kettle on (Polly suffers from Alzheimers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 "What do we want?" " A cure for Tourettes" "When do we want it?" "****s" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slf Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 " Tourettes " anybody got a copy of that daft wee bloke from galashiels that was afflicted with the above.its the funniest tv programme i have ever seen. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slf Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 anybody got a copy of that daft wee bloke from galashiels that was afflicted with the above.its the funniest tv programme i have ever seen. . feck aye an am no joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish i was Joe McGurn Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 I am john, I think it was called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientsaint Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 I am john, I think it was called. was it not this ----- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wish i was Joe McGurn Posted July 25, 2011 Report Share Posted July 25, 2011 was it not this ----- Nah it wasn't that. It was a fly on the wall, they went back to see him around ten years later to do a follow up on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Where did the Amy Whine House joke go ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Amy Winehouse walks into a bar, barman says "sorry, we don't serve spirits" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooj Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Nah it wasn't that. It was a fly on the wall, they went back to see him around ten years later to do a follow up on him. 'John's not mad' it was called, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stamford Saintee Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 BBC News: "Man Hurt in Portaloo Explosion". I'm guessing he is now suffering from turd degree burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck_saint Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 funny as f***, but v. thought provoking, this is the boy...... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8070740.stm and a q. for those in perth, is tourette scotland still based at inveralmond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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