AthensSaint Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Do you do a quails eggs with truffle sauce fill ?? Just asking ! ILOVETOASTIES 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOVETOASTIES Posted February 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Hello Again Guys Sadly, we are stuggling to find the Armadillo to fill one of our Toasy's The Pig we use to look for truffles, has started to fly, thus now eating all Quail eggs found.... And even more upsetting the Elk (Or wapiti as we call her) ate all the Maple Syrup and has been bannished back to North America, Oh Deer. However, that still leaves 212 Toasties to struggle through, Plus our Mega Roll which i forgot to mention. Mega Roll - Cheese (Or Fried Tomato's), Slice, Slice, Bacon, Scone and Egg - £2.20 Haggis Mega Roll - Cheese (Or Fried Tomato's) Haggis, Slice, Bacon, Scone and Egg £2.20 The Utimate Mega Roll - 2 x rolls, 3 x Slice, 3 x Scones, 2 x Bacon, 2 x Fried Egg and either Cheese or Fried Tomato's - £3.60 Finally, I can't give refunds on a poor result, as i'd be chewing my arm off every saturday for half my trade.... Enjoy the day though if we see you or not. Kilgour, garydavidson, Saintdunc and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginger Bakers rebel army Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 The ultimate mega roll should just be renamed Ghosties BAP! ILOVETOASTIES 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babychunder Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 It's kinda good you don't have any armadillo. Although it's widely eaten in S. America, it's been known to carry leprosy, yuk. ILOVETOASTIES 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 "We're only here to drink your beer and eat your f*ckin toasties" pitsjfc, Seannachie and Shaggy Jenkins 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Do you deliver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul N Shark Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Liver toasties are offal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AthensSaint Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Funniest pie/toastie story involves my old friend paul and shark. He was hit in the hair and puss by a pie flung from the segragation at east end park by some pars fan. Paul and shark was always imaculately turned out in hairstyle and clobber and he was never shy in reminding us how cool he was. He wasnt happy with pie and grease running down from his perfectly profured barnet on to his Armani top (Giorgio Armani top for him not the cheap Armani Jeans clobber that the rest of us lowlifes used to wear). I still can see his very unhappy face to this day. I think it was the same afternoon that slf, paul and shark persauded me it was a good idea to enter the pars end and wind them up (Rickardo bottled it and went in the saints gate). I think we lasted two minutes before being bundled in to the saints end. The good old days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul N Shark Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Funniest pie/toastie story involves my old friend paul and shark. He was hit in the hair and puss by a pie flung from the segragation at east end park by some pars fan. Paul and shark was always imaculately turned out in hairstyle and clobber and he was never shy in reminding us how cool he was. He wasnt happy with pie and grease running down from his perfectly profured barnet on to his Armani top (Giorgio Armani top for him not the cheap Armani Jeans clobber that the rest of us lowlifes used to wear). I still can see his very unhappy face to this day. I think it was the same afternoon that slf, paul and shark persauded me it was a good idea to enter the pars end and wind them up (Rickardo bottled it and went in the saints gate). I think we lasted two minutes before being bundled in to the saints end. The good old days If Athens had been standing beside me with his big gob open things might have been different. AthensSaint 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AthensSaint Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 If Athens had been standing beside me with his big gob open things might have been different. Your hairspray used to give me a sore head........therefore the distance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul N Shark Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Your hairspray used to give me a sore head........therefore the distance Cause I'm Worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babychunder Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Pie stories. My mate Billic (who is an occasional poster here) ate nine pies at half time at Tannadice. Once there was a pie eating contest at half time (I think) at Muirton long ago. This guy was spewing the pies back up but kept eating more, so he was disqualified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AthensSaint Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I remember slf telling me that he used to buy the "dotty" bars at McD. He would save them and put them in the fridge on really low temperature. He reckoned that they were still hard and solid when they came out and he really liked it. Something to do with the smarties being knobbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AthensSaint Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 And I don't mean "out of the fridge". dave mc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abernethy Saint Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Does anyone remember the game at McD against Motherwell years ago? Sir Roderick of Grant ballooned a header over the bar way way up in the air. It went miles up. The whole stadium watched it going up and up, and then down and down......all except the wee fat lad at the front of the Ormond who was directly underneath, and about to tuck into a pie. The inevitable happened, and the ball hit him on the head, and smashed his face into the pie. The whole place was in hysterics. Funniest thing ever at a football game. ILOVETOASTIES and pitsjfc 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul N Shark Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 (edited) Pie stories. My mate Billic (who is an occasional poster here) ate nine pies at half time at Tannadice. Once there was a pie eating contest at half time (I think) at Muirton long ago. This guy was spewing the pies back up but kept eating more, so he was disqualified. Keep the fat b****** away from Murrays or there will be none left for us ha ha ! Edited February 6, 2015 by Paul N Shark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Does anyone remember the game at McD against Motherwell years ago? Sir Roderick of Grant ballooned a header over the bar way way up in the air. It went miles up. The whole stadium watched it going up and up, and then down and down......all except the wee fat lad at the front of the Ormond who was directly underneath, and about to tuck into a pie. The inevitable happened, and the ball hit him on the head, and smashed his face into the pie. The whole place was in hysterics. Funniest thing ever at a football game. Involving pies, perhaps. Must be something funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejksjfc Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Who was the Saints "player" caught coming out after half time stuffing the remains of his pie into his puss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Center Half Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 ejksjfc funny enough that was what I was thinking about when pies and stuffing pies down their coupon, I think it was the Infamous Joe Ward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubands House Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Wille Broon eating the peh Was at East fife if I remember......Legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickardo Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Funniest pie/toastie story imaculately turned out in hairstyle and (Rickardo bottled it and went in the saints gate). I think we lasted two minutes before being bundled in to the saints end. The good old days That's cause I was really shiting my self ya ****in prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Johnston Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Who was the Saints "player" caught coming out after half time stuffing the remains of his pie into his puss? ejksjfc funny enough that was what I was thinking about when pies and stuffing pies down their coupon, I think it was the Infamous Joe Ward. Wille Broon eating the peh Was at East fife if I remember......Legend I was there, it was definitely at Bayview and it was definitely our future player-manager (and non-legend) Ian Gibson. It was a League Cup game on 24 Aug 1983 and neither Joe Ward nor Molly Broon had joined Saints at that stage - memory plays strange tricks on us all! I was right beside the "tunnel" after half-time and could virtually hear Gibson munching as he waddled out. Despite the cholesterol overdose, we managed to win 2-1. The strangest thing of all is that I was recounting this very anecdote just last weekend! Coltrane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOVETOASTIES Posted February 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 The weather here guys is sunny but with a chill in the air and some morning ice. Drive carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Center Half Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Joe Ward was an evening match Muirton Park, So there must have been two incidents, I will ask Hodgie next time I see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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