SingaporeSaint Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Hi Sainties, Sorry I don't live up to your manly ways. I accept that many of you consider it banter but good humour seemed sadly lacking. I'm not a killjoy so I'll leave it at that. I would like to say that during that Brechin City game at McDairmid Park in 2003 (you know, the one where we beat you 2-1, did I mention it before?) I stood up among the Saints fans and shouted "stick it in the net" which our guy duly did and nobody told me to sit down even when I shouted "Yes!". Admittedly I had the element of surprise but I like to think it was that you are really pussy cats and your miaow is worse than your bite. I look forward to coming back to one of your games. But I wont be wearing my scarf! Best Wishes, Brechiner Why not come to the SJFC game on Saturday against St Mirren at McD. Go to the far end of the East Stand without scarve and shout....." You are a bunch of f#cking pussy cats, Brechin rule". Then somebody from this site will know who you are and come and make friends. Then we will know that you are not just some snivelling pr1ck. andy rhodes fancy watch, mogs1968 and saintj 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scobby_SJFC Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I think Brechiner would have had a heart attack if he had heard Spew's Peter Marr chant on the bus on the way home SaintGraeme39, garydavidson, Al C and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueheaven Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I went out the other day & I got phucking plastered I went home and punched the wife, cos she's a Dundee b******. This song particularly annoys me - not because of the wife-beating angle (which I find lovely), but because it doesn't work. Surely it should be "cos I'm a Dundee b******". That would work. Hmmpph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 This song particularly annoys me - not because of the wife-beating angle (which I find lovely), but because it doesn't work. Surely it should be "cos I'm a Dundee b******". That would work. Hmmpph. So you wouldnt much like "Crawford Bapties wife's a whore" then ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarmy Arab Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 How did you feel about the Sevco fans songs at Glebe Park last month? Pop on to Rangers Media or Follow Follow for some 'real manly ways' and a mature discussion on offence. 541ntees 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 There's only one Alan Shearer (or whoever you want to add in) There's only one Alan Shearer With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile Shearer is a f****in peadophile Now, that was a great song and I am sure (well, reasonably sure) that he in fact was not a peado in any way, shape or form BUT THAT'S NOT THE FECKIN POINT.....THEY ARE FOOTBALL SONGS THAT HAVE BEEN SUNG FOR YEARS. IT'S PART OF THE HARMLESS FUN. This pc world we live in these days does my nut in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik2304 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Its PC gone mad I tell ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy rhodes fancy watch Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Why not come to the SJFC game on Saturday against St Mirren at McD. Go to the far end of the East Stand without scarve and shout....." You are a bunch of f#cking pussy cats, Brechin rule". Then somebody from this site will know who you are and come and make friends. Then we will know that you are not just some snivelling pr1ck. My thoughts exactly . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Rave Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 It's the tribal warfare between men that has went on for centuries. Make yourself look better and belittle your enemy. Football should be tribal. Its a release for the working man on a Saturday. And I f##kin love it!! Edstar101, The ghost of Jim Morton, shiresaint and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueheaven Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 So you wouldnt much like "Crawford Bapties wife's a whore" then ?? I do. I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 It's the tribal warfare between men that has went on for centuries. Make yourself look better and belittle your enemy. Football should be tribal. Its a release for the working man on a Saturday. And I f##kin love it!! You do take the tribal look a bit far though to be fair Das Das Rave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingaporeSaint Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Flower of Scotland and the English National Anthem to be banned then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanley saint Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 I stood up among the Saints fans and shouted "stick it in the net" which our guy duly did brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanley saint Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 There's only one steven thompson There's only one steven thompson With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile thompson is a f****in peadophile for saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryangordon86 Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 (edited) Is this one ok for you Brechiner? Edited October 2, 2012 by ryangordon86 SaintGraeme39 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slf Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 So you wouldnt much like "Crawford Bapties wife's a whore" then ?? his wife did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slf Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 what do they sing at brechin eh? i got a bigger hedge than you ! you've no got a hedge you've no got a hedge we do we do! we got a train station but no connected to the mainline doo dah doo dah! we go pictavia youve no! charlie king is the king and his arse does feckin ming ! am an immigrant your no! or do they no sing just count the leaves on that feckin hedge . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Christmas Jones Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Just as well you never got the train through!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Zissou Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 There's only one Alan Shearer (or whoever you want to add in) There's only one Alan Shearer With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile Shearer is a f****in peadophile Now, that was a great song and I am sure (well, reasonably sure) that he in fact was not a peado in any way, shape or form Funnily enough, i remember going to Dens late 90's with my dad (boxing day fixture maybe?), and there were a few folk aiming this little ditty in the direction of a young Rab Douglas. Dad was genuinely confused: "has there been some rumours about him son?". Happy days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 There was a fantastic rendition at Dens of "Your sister is your mother Your granny is your lover Your father f***s your brother The Douglas Family NANANANA....DOOF DOOF" (Obviously to The Adams Family theme tune) To be fair to big Rab, he was standing shaking his head with a big smile on his coupon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brechiner Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 I said that I'd leave it at that but that would be to leave the matter unfinished. I have no objection to the ribbing of football players. They get well paid for that and it comes with the territory. What I don't agree with is the targetting of a social class who happened to be born or brought up in a location where they were disadvantaged from the start. These people are not paid to be insulted, they are paying to be insulted. Why not keep it on the pitch? I'm sure Rab Douglas not only smiled but laughed all the way to the bank! Speaking as someone who started his life in a slum (winos bubbling the gas from the lobby light through milk to get a fix) and had a hard upbringing I empathise with the great unwashed. Banter is defined as "good humoured teasing" in the dictionary. Some of your singing may not come over to those on the receiving end as that. Finally, and you'll be pleased to hear I mean finally, the hedge! Although this is a privet (all right so it's beech) matter, I concede that this constitutes a personal attack and is allowable. But Charlie King has godly properties and to suggest he defecates like us mortals is just not on! Bye bye Sainties and bless you all. Brechiner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edstar101 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 I said that I'd leave it at that but that would be to leave the matter unfinished. I have no objection to the ribbing of football players. They get well paid for that and it comes with the territory. What I don't agree with is the targetting of a social class who happened to be born or brought up in a location where they were disadvantaged from the start. These people are not paid to be insulted, they are paying to be insulted. Why not keep it on the pitch? I'm sure Rab Douglas not only smiled but laughed all the way to the bank! Speaking as someone who started his life in a slum (winos bubbling the gas from the lobby light through milk to get a fix) and had a hard upbringing I empathise with the great unwashed. Banter is defined as "good humoured teasing" in the dictionary. Some of your singing may not come over to those on the receiving end as that. Finally, and you'll be pleased to hear I mean finally, the hedge! Although this is a privet (all right so it's beech) matter, I concede that this constitutes a personal attack and is allowable. But Charlie King has godly properties and to suggest he defecates like us mortals is just not on! Bye bye Sainties and bless you all. Brechiner Mink babychunder and dan loves saints 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik2304 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Jim Weir is well shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al C Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 I think Brechiner would have had a heart attack if he had heard Spew's Peter Marr chant on the bus on the way home Any idea what height Peter Marr is Scobby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryangordon86 Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 I said that I'd leave it at that but that would be to leave the matter unfinished. I have no objection to the ribbing of football players. They get well paid for that and it comes with the territory. What I don't agree with is the targetting of a social class who happened to be born or brought up in a location where they were disadvantaged from the start. These people are not paid to be insulted, they are paying to be insulted. Why not keep it on the pitch? I'm sure Rab Douglas not only smiled but laughed all the way to the bank! Speaking as someone who started his life in a slum (winos bubbling the gas from the lobby light through milk to get a fix) and had a hard upbringing I empathise with the great unwashed. Banter is defined as "good humoured teasing" in the dictionary. Some of your singing may not come over to those on the receiving end as that. Finally, and you'll be pleased to hear I mean finally, the hedge! Although this is a privet (all right so it's beech) matter, I concede that this constitutes a personal attack and is allowable. But Charlie King has godly properties and to suggest he defecates like us mortals is just not on! Bye bye Sainties and bless you all. Brechiner You think there's much of a difference between Perth and Dundee socially or economically?! I'd argue that they're two peas in a pod nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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